Ideally I would want someone from a PBS Ken Burns documentary; a well-respected actor/actress with a distinctive classy voice like Julie Harris or Patricia Clarkson. They would also need a melodic soothing voice with no overriding accent or heavy enunciations. A British actor or actress would be interesting, more posh – think Downton Abbey. A female voice would be the most authentic for obvious reasons, someone on the mature side as well, no reedy-voiced youngsters need apply. Given the theme and content of my blog posts, I would be better served by someone with comedic talents like Tina Fey or Julia Louis-Dreyfus.